Monday 26 October 2015

Wolf Hall - Not The Tudors, thank the Lord!



Howdy peeps!

Been a while since I posted here and I apologise for my tardiness, but since discovering the joys of the Book of Face I have found the very notion of a long, leisurely blog post too bloody hard to contemplate. Sorry.

However, I had the pleasure of watching the BBC television adaptation of Hilary Mantel’s Wolf Hall on DVD recently and I finally felt a long overdue urge to review.

Those who know me well have heard me bang on incessantly about Hilary Mantel’s Wolf Hall and its sequel, Bring up the Bodies, two killer novels about the life and times of sixteenth-century Tudor Court enforcer and complicated bully-boy Thomas Cromwell. I’ve even blogged about them here. I love them. I love them so much, I have read them both EIGHT times – and keep discovering little golden morsels I missed in previous readings. True story.

So it was with some trepidation that I approached the television adaptation. After all, Mark Rylance is far too lean and wispy to play the bulky bulldog-in-human-form who was Thomas Cromwell; Damian Lewis is too pretty to play Henry VIII, plus there’s always the danger that any period telly with the whiff of Masterpiece Theatre about it, is going to feel like a parody or a Monty Python piss-take after the first five minutes. Blame Merchant Ivory.

But still, I bit the bullet, bought the DVD from my local JB Hifi and convinced Muddy K to watch it with me. I thought, “if it sucks, at least we can suffer together”.

Well, I can safely say it didn’t suck and Mark Rylance’s fat suit gave him some much needed heft. Phew.  In fact, it was pretty bloody good – it was exceptionally well-acted (Mark Rylance’s eyebrows and mouth deserve their own BAFTA), beautifully filmed (using natural light sources or candles at night where appropriate) and wrapped up in a gorgeous Michael Nymanesque soundtrack.

The adaptation moves at a cracking pace, distilling the story to its barest historical essentials, focusing on key dramatic points from both novels: The hounding and premature death of Cardinal Wolsey; Cromwell’s winning of Henry’s favour; the execution of Thomas More for his unwillingness to support Henry’s break from Rome; and finally, Cromwell biding his time for when he can stitch up the men (and woman) who defamed the Cardinal and hastened his death.

One minor complaint: stripping out all the lovely domestic detail of Cromwell’s life (his warm and indulgent relationship with his son Gregory, his friendship with his mother-in-law Mercy, his support of his sister and her children; his house as a hive of charitable industry and his extended faux-family of wards - like Helen the abandoned laundress) robs the story of some of its texture and Cromwell of some of his motivation. A teeny quibble.

In short, this is pretty darn marvelous and I’ll probably watch it again over the summer. I highly recommend.